kelly_front
Thursday 07 April, 2011

Zack Morris: Student or God?

OH. EM. GEE. SO. MUCH. DRAMA!!!!!!  You will NOT believe the morning I’ve had, shit, I can’t believe the morning I’ve had!! So let me preface this by stating that I have huge aspirations of being an oil baron, or a tycoon if you will. So imagine my shock when my life’s only goal was [...]


douchebag
Friday 01 April, 2011

Worst of the Week

Once again, here is a list of things that annoyed me this week, that didn’t really deserve a full post of their own: 1. People that take their shirts off when they’re getting into a fight. Seriously, it’s not like its some huge tactical battle you’re engaging in. You aren’t going to gain some strategic [...]


status_updates
Saturday 26 March, 2011

Facebook Status Updates: The New Way to Brag

On any given day I find myself bombarded with a wide array of useless status updates on Facebook. It literally astounds me what some people are willing to share with their friends and family. While a lot of people will argue, “well I’m just an open person, if they’re really friends, they won’t judge me.” [...]


urinals
Saturday 19 March, 2011

Male Bathroom Etiquette

Mens bathrooms have been far superior to women’s restrooms due to their much faster processing times, although recent incidents have caused me to believe this could change at a moments notice. I fear that the unwritten social contract that all men must abide by, to ensure a steady flow in and out of the men’s [...]


annoyed
Friday 18 March, 2011

Worst of the Week

Once again, here is a list of things that annoyed me this week, that didn’t really deserve a full post of their own: 1. People that say the word “parentals.” This isn’t 1998, and you’re not Lindsay Lohan starring in The Parent Trap. If you ever star in your own ABC Family – Made for [...]