Monthly Archives: January 2011

I Hate Bikers

bikers

On my way to work this morning I got a good chuckle over a police officer pulling over a biker for running a red light. I rolled down my window to listen in on the conversation, because the biker was having a total vagina meltdown. Long story short, his tampon-temper-tantrum basically came down to him crying about how he doesn’t ...

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The Donkey Kong Rule

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Peoples complete and utter lack of self awareness and stupidity never cease to amaze me. I swear to God that every time I step into a mall, I could break out my camera and have a field day, virtually creating a who’s who of fucktards in the greater Seattle area. I think the main thing that stands out to me ...

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Facebook Offenders

facebook

Sometimes I wonder about the people I’ve chosen to add as “Friends” on Facebook. It’s not necessarily that they’re bad people, but it’s the fact that some of them are just really really annoying. You know the people I’m talking about. Regardless of if they’re a close friend, acquaintance, co-worker, or just someone you know through friends at the bar, ...

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Sick!

vagisil-feminine-wash

Seriously, I’m sorry to all of the women out there with smelly, itchy vaginas, but Vagisil commercials do NOT belong on tv during manly programming! Come on, use some common sense! I was watching Back to the Future last night, when this gem of a commercial came on: Also, I hate to be the bearer of bad news here, but ...

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Zack Morris owns Matt Wilson!

Zack & Kelly

OHH EMM GEE! Most awkward morning EVER! So first, Zack asks Kelly to go the senior prom with him, but finds out she’s already going with Matt Wilson!! WTF! It’s like, ‘seriously, Kelly? Matt Wilson?!’ Honest to God, reason #1201 I think this girl is a total slut-bag! God, his line was all ridiculous as shit too! Kelly: Can I ...

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