Monthly Archives: February 2011

Tragedy Hits Bayside

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I suffered a conniption fit this morning after feeling like I’d ran a goddamn OMG-athon, and it’s all due to those wacky kids out at Bayside! WARNING: If wiley hijinks, deceptive plots, and mass hysteria stress you out as much as they do me, DO NOT READ ON! So first off this morning, I find out that Zack and Kelly ...

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The Guilt of Cheating

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It started off so innocently. I was laying on my couch, watching a little late night television when it happened. My girlfriend had been out of town the past 2 weeks on a trip, so I was very lonely. I’m not using that as an excuse, because what I did was wrong… but I just couldn’t help myself. It wasn’t ...

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Worst of the Week

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Once again, here is a list of things that annoyed me this week, that didn’t really deserve a full post of their own: 1. Why do all of the female barbers that work at Super Cuts look like characters from the Dark Crystal? Every time I go there, it’s like playing russian roulette. There is ALWAYS 5 mutants working, then ...

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Pictures You Shouldn’t Post

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You really have to wonder what some people are thinking when they choose which photos they present to the public. Whether it’s Facebook, or one of the many dating sites out there, I see so many instances of misrepresentation that it makes me curious if these people actually view themselves in the way they’re trying to be perceived by the ...

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Facebook Offenders: Part 2

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Carrying on from my first installement, we now look at our second exibit: The Inspirational Quote Guy I’ve never been able to comprehend why people feel the need to cut and paste a random “inspirational” quote as their status update, as if they’re the Tony Robbins of Facebook. FUN FACT: No one is being inspired by your lack of originality. ...

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Why You’re Single

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I find it humorous that so many women feel the need to bitch and moan consistently about being single. For those women that are single because they actually WANT to be single (No, not the ones that only CLAIM they want to be single because they can’t trap a man), you can stop reading now. This is for those single ...

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Worst of the Week

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Here is a list of things that annoyed me this week, that didn’t really deserve a full post of their own: 1. The morons at work that can’t figure out the dreaded 4-way stops on campus. Honestly, Microsoft hired you because you’re the best and brightest at what you do, and you can’t fucking figure out who got to a stop sign ...

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Wanna be a Baller!

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I’ve always wondered something, do douche bags know they’re douche bags? Every single day that I come home, I see the same ass-clown outside in my complex parking lot, listening to his shitty bass music with his white trash girlfriend. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. How does he not realize that he looks like a complete tool shed? Seriously, kid… you put ...

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Starbucks Shitheads

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There are few things I can’t live without, and besides boobs, and the NFL (Raiders), coffee is definitely one of them. My favorite place to go is Starbucks, like most of America. I’m not one of those self-righteous douche bags that run around propagating hatred towards Starbucks, because they are a corporate giant. Starbucks is a giant because they are ...

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Valentine’s Day

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So apparently Valentine’s Day is coming up here in a few days. I’ve never been one that’s good with dates. I can figure out when Christmas, Halloween, New Years, and the 4th of July are on my own, but that’s about it. I’m not kidding. My sister has to call me every year to remind me when my own mothers’ ...

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