Monthly Archives: March 2011

Facebook Status Updates: The New Way to Brag

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On any given day I find myself bombarded with a wide array of useless status updates on Facebook. It literally astounds me what some people are willing to share with their friends and family. While a lot of people will argue, “well I’m just an open person, if they’re really friends, they won’t judge me.” WRONG! That’s absolutely, 100% what ...

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Male Bathroom Etiquette

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Mens bathrooms have been far superior to women’s restrooms due to their much faster processing times, although recent incidents have caused me to believe this could change at a moments notice. I fear that the unwritten social contract that all men must abide by, to ensure a steady flow in and out of the men’s room, is no longer universally ...

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Worst of the Week

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Once again, here is a list of things that annoyed me this week, that didn’t really deserve a full post of their own: 1. People that say the word “parentals.” This isn’t 1998, and you’re not Lindsay Lohan starring in The Parent Trap. If you ever star in your own ABC Family – Made for TV Movie, you can sound ...

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8 Simple Rules to Breaking up on Facebook!

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Although there are millions things that annoy me on Facebook, one thing that NEVER gets old is the classic Facebook break up. It’s like watching a fat girl trip… they fall hard, and you can’t help but laugh. Maybe I’m just a cruel person, but I can’t help but find pleasure watching all this embarrassing misery leak out into a ...

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I’m a Super Duper Pooper!!

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Where was this PSA when I was a kid? To think, all of these years I’ve been wiping from side-to-side! Honest to God, how messed up is this video?! It left me so frustrated, and with so many questions… 1. Why the hell is there a toilet in the bathroom for her creepy ass teddy bear?! Seriously, you know that ...

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An Open Letter to Ed Hardy Lovers

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Sup Bro, I couldn’t help but notice that bag full of Ed Hardy and Affliction gear you just purchased. Although you’ve maxed out your credit card on 4 shirts, you can sleep well knowing that you’re taking back the glitter fad for the male gender… women have had it for long enough, if you ask me. Not only that, but ...

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Worst of the Week

behind

Once again, here is a list of things that annoyed me this week, that didn’t really deserve a full post of their own: 1. People that feel the need to tell you every time they go to Church. Your self-righteous attitude is not only annoying, but the fact that you only attend once every 4 months, when your “life is ...

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Adventures of the White Trash Gambler

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I was just at AM/PM and encountered a very special breed of annoying person, which I will call the White Trash Gambler. This is a person that more than likely lives in a dirt-floor shanty behind your local Safeway, and doesn’t have the funds to hit up the local casino for your typical degenerate gambling (blackjack, craps, poker, etc). Their ...

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