Once again, here is a list of things that annoyed me this week, that didn’t really deserve a full post of their own: 1. People that take their shirts off when they’re getting into a fight. Seriously, it’s not like its some huge tactical battle you’re engaging in. You aren’t going to gain some strategic edge because...

Once again, here is a list of things that annoyed me this week, that didn’t really deserve a full post of their own: 1. People that say the word “parentals.” This isn’t 1998, and you’re not Lindsay Lohan starring in The Parent Trap. If you ever star in your own ABC Family – Made for TV Movie, you can sound...

Sup Bro, I couldn’t help but notice that bag full of Ed Hardy and Affliction gear you just purchased. Although you’ve maxed out your credit card on 4 shirts, you can sleep well knowing that you’re taking back the glitter fad for the male gender… women have had it for long enough, if you ask me. Not only that, but...

Once again, here is a list of things that annoyed me this week, that didn’t really deserve a full post of their own: 1. People that feel the need to tell you every time they go to Church. Your self-righteous attitude is not only annoying, but the fact that you only attend once every 4 months, when your “life is falling apart,”...

I was just at AM/PM and encountered a very special breed of annoying person, which I will call the White Trash Gambler. This is a person that more than likely lives in a dirt-floor shanty behind your local Safeway, and doesn’t have the funds to hit up the local casino for your typical degenerate gambling (blackjack, craps, poker,...

Once again, here is a list of things that annoyed me this week, that didn’t really deserve a full post of their own: 1. Why do all of the female barbers that work at Super Cuts look like characters from the Dark Crystal? Every time I go there, it’s like playing russian roulette. There is ALWAYS 5 mutants working, then 1 semi normal...

Here is a list of things that annoyed me this week, that didn’t really deserve a full post of their own: 1. The morons at work that can’t figure out the dreaded 4-way stops on campus. Honestly, Microsoft hired you because you’re the best and brightest at what you do, and you can’t fucking figure out who got to...

I’ve always wondered something, do douche bags know they’re douche bags? Every single day that I come home, I see the same ass-clown outside in my complex parking lot, listening to his shitty bass music with his white trash girlfriend. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. How does he not realize that he looks like a complete tool shed? Seriously,...

There are few things I can’t live without, and besides boobs, and the NFL (Raiders), coffee is definitely one of them. My favorite place to go is Starbucks, like most of America. I’m not one of those self-righteous douche bags that run around propagating hatred towards Starbucks, because they are a corporate giant. Starbucks...

On my way to work this morning I got a good chuckle over a police officer pulling over a biker for running a red light. I rolled down my window to listen in on the conversation, because the biker was having a total vagina meltdown. Long story short, his tampon-temper-tantrum basically came down to him crying about how he doesn’t...