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I’m a Super Duper Pooper!!

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Where was this PSA when I was a kid? To think, all of these years I’ve been wiping from side-to-side! Honest to God, how messed up is this video?! It left me so frustrated, and with so many questions… 1. Why the hell is there a toilet in the bathroom for her creepy ass teddy bear?! Seriously, you know that ...

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Monsters

Monsters

Ok, so I’m going to set aside a few minutes tonight to be a total movie geek, and point out an obscure, little known indie flick that I’ve recently watched. Then everyone will think I’m all deep, and brooding. While the men will think, “how can I be more like him?” The women will be thinking, “Behind his gruff, manly exterior… ...

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Super Bowl XLV Movie Previews

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I’ve always been the type of person that HAS to get to a movie way before it’s supposed to start, so that there is no possible way that I will miss the previews. I love movies, and get stupid-excited seeing previews for films coming up, that I can’t wait to see. So it should come as no surprise that my favorite part ...

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Top 10: Women

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So after looking over AskMen’s Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2011, and realizing how ridiculously stupid and wrong they were, I decided to quickly whip together my own Top 10 list, so everyone out there would know the truth. So here we go: 10. Jamie Lynn Sigler Any straight male who watched the Sopranos had a crush on Meadow, ...

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Sick!

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Seriously, I’m sorry to all of the women out there with smelly, itchy vaginas, but Vagisil commercials do NOT belong on tv during manly programming! Come on, use some common sense! I was watching Back to the Future last night, when this gem of a commercial came on: Also, I hate to be the bearer of bad news here, but ...

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