West Coast Game Park Safari – Bandon, OR


On the way up the Oregon coast I spotted a West Coast Game Park Safari billboard in a town named Bandon. It promised that you roam around the park with the animals, and got to play with baby lions, so I obviously had to find this place. Again, it is kind of off grid as you’d probably imagine, but wasn’t ...

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Tillamook, Newport, Lincoln City, & Between – Oregon


I was simply shocked to find out that the Tillamook Cheese Factory was located in Tillamook, so it was clearly by accident that I drove directly to this fine establishment. After the shock had worn off, and I realized my planned route down the coast just so happened to lead me right into the Tillamook parking lot, I decided to get out and ...

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Seaside, Cannon Beach, and Beyond – Oregon


Seaside and Cannon Beach seemed very similar in my opinion, with the most noticeable difference being that Seaside is more of a blue-collar environment, and Cannon Beach is far more upscale. My favorite part of Seaside was Carousel Mall where they had a few fun carnival rides, bumper cars, mini golf, and delicious carnival type foods (I had a corndog ...

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Astoria, OR


My road trip down the Oregon coast started in Astoria, home of The Goonies house. Since clearly this is a landmark that everyone must see before they die, it was only logical that I start my journey here. Not only that, but the Kindergarten Cop school is just right down the road!! Just think, if Arnold had been ‘teaching’ at ...

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Silver Falls State Park – Silverton, OR


Silver Falls State Park is an… experience… Since there are on-site campgrounds, and it’s only $5 to get in, every type of asshole you can imagine shows up here on a nice day. Even the shady individuals that you assume would rather be smoking crack under a bridge are here… more than likely smoking crack under a waterfall, but hey, ...

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Crater Lake National Park – Crater Lake, OR


While taking a road trip down the Oregon Coast, I decided to take what turned out to be a several hour detour to Crater Lake National Park. Although it was well worth the drive, it was somewhat disappointing due to some of the views being hazy because of a forest fire in the area. Unfortunately a lot of the smoke ...

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Clearwater Falls – Roseburg, OR


Although it’s nothing more than a camping and picnic site,  I thought the area itself was beautiful. After a short and easy hike you can essentially stand over the waterfall due to all the rocks and tree roots. Thankfully I didn’t slip and take a ride down the falls, cause that probably would have hurt pretty bad. Very good place ...

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Watson Falls Hike – Umpqua River Valley, OR


After the bullshit that was Munson Creek Falls, I’m happy to say that Watson Falls was MUCH nicer than expected. Although it’s a very short hike to get up next to the falls, the elevation gain is pretty rapid. I have a feeling that this waterfall would be even more amazing in the spring, rather than in the late summer, ...

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Munson Creek Falls “Hike” – Tillamook, OR


While driving down the Oregon Coast I kept seeing signs for Munson Creek Falls, so I decided to google the reviews for the hike. Every review I read essentially boiled down to this hike being better than the most satisfying shit you’ve ever taken. I don’t know what strain of crack these morons were smoking, but do NOT believe the ...

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