Where was this PSA when I was a kid? To think, all of these years I’ve been wiping from side-to-side! Honest to God, how messed up is this video?! It left me so frustrated, and with so many questions…
1. Why the hell is there a toilet in the bathroom for her creepy ass teddy bear?! Seriously, you know that didn’t come cheap. Not only that, but she eventually wipes its ass… listen, bitch, teddy bears don’t poop! You’re wasting both your time and your parents. They are obviously in a hurry to get out the door, and you’re not helping things by being a numbnut.
2. This girl is clearly to the age where she shouldn’t be wearing diapers, then again, if she doesn’t have the brain power to comprehend that her teddy bear can’t actually poop, maybe she should still be wearing one.
3. Speaking of which, did you see how much toilet paper she used to wipe that damn bear? Not only would she have been shocked beyond belief that there was no teddy shit in the toilet, but maybe she wouldn’t have wasted half a roll wiping his CLEAN fur!
4. What the FUCK is that pervert doing in the bathroom watching her poop?! If I was taking a shit, I would scream to high heaven if some miniature creep appeared playing a flute, and gave me the thumbs up!
5. Also, good parenting, douche… you’re standing outside of the bathroom door (btw, why the hell are you creepin outside the door anyway?!), and you didn’t think it was a little strange that there was a flute being played in the bathroom? You didn’t question once, “oh wow… my daughter is taking a dump, and playing a flute at a professional level.” Even if you did provide your daughter with flute lessons, I highly doubt she has yet acquired the skills to play it at the level in which it was being played. UGH!
6. Way to be sanitary… didn’t think to wash your filthy, shit covered hands before handling your teddy bear? Doesn’t make much sense to wash your hands now that your damn bear is riddled with disease, now does it? At this point I’m about to have a goddamn aneurism from all the stupidity, unfortunately there’s more mystery involved in this gem of a video.
So at this point you have to ask yourself… if this chick is a super duper pooper, and the best pooper they know, what is that saying about the crowd they associate themselves with? Really?! You’re 8 year old daughter is the best? REALLY? Does everyone else you know, along with yourselves, shit all over the toilet seat? Are you going door-to-door and checking out the pooping ability of everyone else around you? There is NO WAY you could possibly know if your daughter is the best pooper around, so please refrain from claiming that she is such. I truly feel that in my years on this earth, that I am a more skilled pooper than your dimwitted daughter… she wiped her bear for Gods sake, lets not forget that! WIPED THE ASS OF TEDDY BEAR! UGH! SO. MUCH. HATE!