Where was this PSA when I was a kid? To think, all of these years I’ve been wiping from side-to-side! Honest to God, how messed up is this video?! It left me so frustrated, and with so many questions… 1. Why the hell is there a toilet in the bathroom for her creepy ass teddy bear?! Seriously, you know that didn’t come...

Sup Bro, I couldn’t help but notice that bag full of Ed Hardy and Affliction gear you just purchased. Although you’ve maxed out your credit card on 4 shirts, you can sleep well knowing that you’re taking back the glitter fad for the male gender… women have had it for long enough, if you ask me. Not only that, but...

Once again, here is a list of things that annoyed me this week, that didn’t really deserve a full post of their own: 1. People that feel the need to tell you every time they go to Church. Your self-righteous attitude is not only annoying, but the fact that you only attend once every 4 months, when your “life is falling apart,”...

I was just at AM/PM and encountered a very special breed of annoying person, which I will call the White Trash Gambler. This is a person that more than likely lives in a dirt-floor shanty behind your local Safeway, and doesn’t have the funds to hit up the local casino for your typical degenerate gambling (blackjack, craps, poker,...

I suffered a conniption fit this morning after feeling like I’d ran a goddamn OMG-athon, and it’s all due to those wacky kids out at Bayside! WARNING: If wiley hijinks, deceptive plots, and mass hysteria stress you out as much as they do me, DO NOT READ ON! So first off this morning, I find out that Zack and Kelly are going...

It started off so innocently. I was laying on my couch, watching a little late night television when it happened. My girlfriend had been out of town the past 2 weeks on a trip, so I was very lonely. I’m not using that as an excuse, because what I did was wrong… but I just couldn’t help myself. It wasn’t intentional,...

Once again, here is a list of things that annoyed me this week, that didn’t really deserve a full post of their own: 1. Why do all of the female barbers that work at Super Cuts look like characters from the Dark Crystal? Every time I go there, it’s like playing russian roulette. There is ALWAYS 5 mutants working, then 1 semi normal...

You really have to wonder what some people are thinking when they choose which photos they present to the public. Whether it’s Facebook, or one of the many dating sites out there, I see so many instances of misrepresentation that it makes me curious if these people actually view themselves in the way they’re trying to be perceived...

Carrying on from my first installement, we now look at our second exibit: The Inspirational Quote Guy I’ve never been able to comprehend why people feel the need to cut and paste a random “inspirational” quote as their status update, as if they’re the Tony Robbins of Facebook. FUN FACT: No one is being inspired...

I find it humorous that so many women feel the need to bitch and moan consistently about being single. For those women that are single because they actually WANT to be single (No, not the ones that only CLAIM they want to be single because they can’t trap a man), you can stop reading now. This is for those single ladies that drown...