Here is a list of things that annoyed me this week, that didn’t really deserve a full post of their own: 1. The morons at work that can’t figure out the dreaded 4-way stops on campus. Honestly, Microsoft hired you because you’re the best and brightest at what you do, and you can’t fucking figure out who got to...

I’ve always wondered something, do douche bags know they’re douche bags? Every single day that I come home, I see the same ass-clown outside in my complex parking lot, listening to his shitty bass music with his white trash girlfriend. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. How does he not realize that he looks like a complete tool shed? Seriously,...

There are few things I can’t live without, and besides boobs, and the NFL (Raiders), coffee is definitely one of them. My favorite place to go is Starbucks, like most of America. I’m not one of those self-righteous douche bags that run around propagating hatred towards Starbucks, because they are a corporate giant. Starbucks...

So apparently Valentine’s Day is coming up here in a few days. I’ve never been one that’s good with dates. I can figure out when Christmas, Halloween, New Years, and the 4th of July are on my own, but that’s about it. I’m not kidding. My sister has to call me every year to remind me when my own mothers’...

Ok, so I’m going to set aside a few minutes tonight to be a total movie geek, and point out an obscure, little known indie flick that I’ve recently watched. Then everyone will think I’m all deep, and brooding. While the men will think, “how can I be more like him?” The women will be thinking, “Behind...

Ugh, I swear I’ve been spinning around in circles OMGing all morning!! So get this, Jessie’s stepbrother, Eric, arrived from New York this morning with a TOTAL bad attitude, and starts pulling all these shenanigans on the gang, and it just stressed me the hell out. I feel as if I witnessed more lies, conniving, and devious...

I’ve always been the type of person that HAS to get to a movie way before it’s supposed to start, so that there is no possible way that I will miss the previews. I love movies, and get stupid-excited seeing previews for films coming up, that I can’t wait to see. So it should come as no surprise that my favorite part...

So after looking over AskMen’s Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2011, and realizing how ridiculously stupid and wrong they were, I decided to quickly whip together my own Top 10 list, so everyone out there would know the truth. So here we go: 10. Jamie Lynn Sigler Any straight male who watched the Sopranos had a crush on Meadow, and I...

Not a day goes by where I don’t find myself asking the question, “Are people really this stupid?” It certainly doesn’t help that I share an office with a complete dipshit, but unfortunately I’ve seen this stupidity popping up for years. So here comes a fun fact ladies, and I’m sorry if this shatters...

On my way to work this morning I got a good chuckle over a police officer pulling over a biker for running a red light. I rolled down my window to listen in on the conversation, because the biker was having a total vagina meltdown. Long story short, his tampon-temper-tantrum basically came down to him crying about how he doesn’t...