The Donkey Kong Rule

by Ryan - on Jan 27th 2011 - 3 Comments
dk

Peoples complete and utter lack of self awareness and stupidity never cease to amaze me. I swear to God that every time I step into a mall, I could break out my camera and have a field day, virtually creating a who’s who of fucktards in the greater Seattle area. I think the main thing that stands out to me is the way people choose...

Facebook Offenders

by Ryan - on Jan 24th 2011 - 3 Comments
facebook

Sometimes I wonder about the people I’ve chosen to add as “Friends” on Facebook. It’s not necessarily that they’re bad people, but it’s the fact that some of them are just really really annoying. You know the people I’m talking about. Regardless of if they’re a close friend, acquaintance,...

Sick!

by Ryan - on Jan 23rd 2011 - No Comments
vagisil-feminine-wash

Seriously, I’m sorry to all of the women out there with smelly, itchy vaginas, but Vagisil commercials do NOT belong on tv during manly programming! Come on, use some common sense! I was watching Back to the Future last night, when this gem of a commercial came on: Also, I hate to be the bearer of bad news here, but if you’re...

Zack Morris owns Matt Wilson!

by Ryan - on Jan 22nd 2011 - 1 Comment
Zack & Kelly

OHH EMM GEE! Most awkward morning EVER! So first, Zack asks Kelly to go the senior prom with him, but finds out she’s already going with Matt Wilson!! WTF! It’s like, ‘seriously, Kelly? Matt Wilson?!’ Honest to God, reason #1201 I think this girl is a total slut-bag! God, his line was all ridiculous as shit too! Kelly:...

Zack Morris owns Matt Wilson!