So it’s been just over a week since I stopped eating like a hardcore vegan gangbanger, and it appears my body doesn’t really care for the shitty food I use to eat, as much as it does for the all-natural garbage. I’ve also noticed that I’ve been craving naps again. I don’t think I took one the entire month...

DANGER! DANGER! I was wrong… I was SO wrong about the after effects of veganism. Maybe I didn’t notice the symptoms last Sunday because I was so hung over, or maybe I just didn’t eat enough meat for it to effect me! Monday night I had a god damn Taco Bell mexican fiesta in my apartment…. like I mean I ate enough...

Sorry about the lack of updates… as my body still knows (feels), last Saturday was St. Patty’s day, and apparently I’m incapable of leaving the couch a day after drinking for 17 hours straight. Go figure. As carefully scripted from the beginning, Saturday was my first day of eating meat in a month. For those who are...

So this whole vegan kick is quickly coming to a close, and not a moment too soon apparently. Last night I had a dream that I was riding my unicorn through downtown Seattle, and instead of a horn he had a big ass carrot. For some reason I was sitting at a bus stop, which is just madness, since if I had a unicorn I would just fly it around...

I’m too tired to think of something to write tonight, so I’ve decided to inform you about some important discoveries that I’ve stumbled upon during my month of being a vegan. I’ve been working closely with my associate, Dr. Travis Reid, who holds a PhD in Ancient Vegan History, a masters in Vegan Theory, along...

Let me start this off by saying that eating a ridiculous amount of spicy ass indian food, followed by drinking an ungodly amount of beer, apparently doesn’t make your body too happy the next day. I’m going to spare you the details, but let me just say this… if I lit a match in my house, the place would go nuclear. Maybe...

Since I’m forcing myself to do this whole vegan thing right, I finally decided to take an adventure to Whole Foods. Upon entering the store, I immediately regretted my choice. I have never seen so many snobby, yuppie, assholes in my entire life. If you haven’t been there before, stay away, FAR away… I can’t even...

So when I mapped out my 30  days of veganism, I planned it so that it would end the day before St. Patty’s Day. I wanted to ensure that I spent one of the greatest holidays of the year eating boatloads of corned beef, and drinking an excess amount of booze. Now I’m hearing I have to “ease” back into eating meat...

As far back as I can remember, I’ve always avoided vegan restaurants due to the fear of them smelling like a mixture of cow shit, and body odor… and the food tasting even worse than the smell (Hippieaphobia – It’s a real thing, look it up). Well, that and the fact that I’ve always preferred going to Arby’s...

So I’ve made it to the half way point of my little experiment. I don’t understand why some people have a hard time becoming vegan, it really wasn’t too bad at all. The first week I craved dairy (mainly cheese), but that was about it. To the people that say that you need to “ease into it slowly,” I say...